You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
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