Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
i got kicked out of the casino for drunken disorderly conduct because i kept stumbling into old people and one of them told on me. as the boucer was taking down my information so i could no re-enter i ripped my id out of his hands while yelling fuck you.
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