I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
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