uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
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