best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
all my money is vodka money
I have never read a truer sentence.
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
Randomize
