Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
I just woke and had to fish my phone out of a bowl of chili. I was wrist deep in it. WHO BROUGHT CHILI TO A PARTY?!
its not chili. and you brought it.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
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