he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture??
believe me... letting the man that delivered you from your mother's vagina do shots off your stomach is really fucking awkward.
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
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