That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
Who put the fucking tampon in my Mike's hard lemonade?
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
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