I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
Life lesson: Don't give a drunk girl a dutch oven after having taco bell. She puked all over my pillow. Funny as hell though.
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
I'll wind up on his doorstep with a confused "oh you live here" expression, a feigned ankle injury and a seemingly fortunately placed bottle of tequila. I don't care what it takes: HIS MOUTH WILL BE ON MOUTH.
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
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