i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
There r osticjed everywhere
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
I'm tempted to randomly yell out 'SO HOW IS YOUR UNDERAGE GIRLFRIEND' but that would be callous
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
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