So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
So that wine I told you about is vile...
That the stuff you brewed in your dorm closet? Are you actually going to drink it?
Yup. It's drinkable. Might go blind, but I've got to use my chemistry minor for something.
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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