the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
Good news!! I can adult!! 😂 turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement ðŸ˜ðŸ˜‚
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