Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
If I can't pick up a cat lady, I probably need to turn to Internet dating.
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
I was just randomly reminded of the night you were wrapped up in a bed sheet carrying a full bottle of cookie dough vodka and warning neighbors of the weirdos running around
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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