areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
When theres a zombie apocalypse, i will be the only fat survivor. I ate chef boyardi ravioli with part of a pen for a fork
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
Randomize
