im pretty sure i just saw someone trying to catch a fish with his penis
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
True strength comes from lack of pants
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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