Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
Bloody Mary Monday just took a turn for the worst... Just had a heart to heart talk with the cat about it's obsession with chewing on cardboard.... Time for a nap.
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
Wait you actually sent a text to your self saying “love you I miss you"?
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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