ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
I have the best idea for a new business. It's going to be called "Lamb-Scape". We are going to cut lawns using lambs. You just put 5 or 6 on a lawn and they eat the grass #allnatural
YOU SAID YOU WERE OUT OF POT
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took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
and you fell through a lawn chair
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
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