he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
I should never bitch about not getting laid. He's begging me to come over and I'm saying no because I'm watching a Golden Girls marathon.
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
Also. After puking outside of the bar last night, some guy (who saw me puking) said I looked like Jennifer Lawrence, called me J Law, got my number and is now texting me. Who knew puking and rallying would do me any good
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
So what's the protocol on sending your exes new wife a baby shower gift that says "thanks for getting him the hell out of my life, please keep him there!"?
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
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