but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
New low reached: a cockroach has actually drowned itself in our dirty dishes. We are heathens. Cleaning dance party tonight. No excuses.
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
So how'd the job interview go?
well turns out the guy interviewing me was a regular at the strip club where i used to work. Talk about awkward
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
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