I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
Moment of the day: as we leave the restaurant, she reaches into my pocket, pulls out her panties, and angrily marches to her car. I felt like a sketchy magician.
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
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