Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
A girl just told me she printed out my pictures and taped them on her wall. I have to stop sleeping with virgins.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
Dude so last night I was eating out my gf and her kitten climbed onto my back and fell asleep. AND SHE DIDN'T NOTICE FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
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