i barfeds in our rink
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
Drunk me says 72 hours of Mexican Viagra and room service.Sober me says we stopped being lovers for a reason after the last lost weekend.
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
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