I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden
They totally botched my boob job. My tits look like they're are winking.
Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
Stop calling dibs on everything with a vagina you jackass.
That should be the title of my autobiography.
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
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