I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
doctor said mango vodka does not count as my daily servings of fruit. damn.
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
Took 45 minutes to masturbate. Fuck you Zoloft. I'm never gonna be diagnosed with depression again
Sitting on the curb by new england comics with a weeping drunk girl who's eating french fries saying she'll never be as successful as her sister the hand model. She's scaring the nerds.
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
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