somehow in between the body shots the bong hits and trying to convince the 7-11 lady to let me fill up my vodka bottle with cherry slurpee. i misplaced my car.
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
he just fucked me for my cheese..
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
woke up with a tree in my apartment. also the everclear bottle is suspiciously low
suspiciously? i think one of those explains the other
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