don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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