your thong is hanging out like whoa
Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
You spilt a drink on my couch, then used my dog to mop it up... you called her a mop dog, repeatedly
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
Finally got with the virgin.
Yeah? Howd that go?
As soon as I got it all the way in, I looked deep into her eyes and said "your soul is mine" in the deepest voice I could make. She was not amused.
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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