Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
I accidentally KO'd a baby in the airport. Thought you should know.
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
All I want is dick and wine.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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