We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
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