Already got asked if we're dating
gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
You smell like stripper and shame
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
Randomize
