I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
that's how you measure success
By how bad my vagina hurts on a Tuesday morning while I'm trying to figure out how I got white girl wasted on a Monday?
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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