fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
You took a bar mat shot.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
That's how pantless uber rides happen
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
Randomize
