I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
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