He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
She announced her abortion via fbk
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
My dick just stopped my iPhone from falling into the toilet.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
I just remembered you had me meet your law professor while I was wasted...how'd that go?
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
You're breaking my sexual little heart
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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