Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
Are you in a cab?
I'm close- can you order me a bowl of vodka?
No one would take shots with Caroline so she asked the bartender for like 20 jagerbombs and then shouted "JAGERBOMBS FOR HOMELESS ANIMALS BENEFIT" and everyone started doing them with her
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
Randomize
