yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
I just had sex on a roof
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