just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
how did operation slutty penguin go?
pretty epic. there was a guy who was also dressed as a penguin. i asked him if he would keep my eggs warm while i went fishing for the winter
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
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