pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
why did I try to FaceTime with 311 last night?
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
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