I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
I woke up with semen in my invisalign. My molars were just marinating in it
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
I want you to come over here and spit coffee in my mouth like a momma bird feeding a baby bird. That hung over.
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
We have an albino peacock in our apartment. It's beautiful.
Scratch it being beautiful, bitch just stole my McDonalds. Call animal control.
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