would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
I'm taking the day off so I can get drunk at Whole Foods before noon
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
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