Barsexuality is the new black.
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
Tequilla is a sneaky bitch ninja that doesn't kick in until you least expect it. Then BAM! You're peeing in unconventional places.
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