so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
On the airplane today the pilot actually said "Ladies and gentlemen I'm sorry for the delay. But I know all of you have problems, and so do we..."
woke up on the kitchen floor in the recovery position. at least drunk me remembered sober me's emt training
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
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