its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
Please tell me you werent the one who replaced every beer bottle in my fridge with a picture of a baby kitten.
... and if i was..
Fuck. You.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
Talk shit all you want but with my new knife sharpener I have a lethal razor sharp pizza cutter. Fuck with me Mario I dare you!
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