Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
1. No more tequila 2. Why do you let me say slutty things? 3. I woke up and our apartment was covered in cake? 4. Love you
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
I offered you a bag but you said "I gotta break in the new carpet" and you puked all over the floor
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
I punched the bar tender after he cut me off. Hopped over the bar and made my own drink. That's how I got tazed
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
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