And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
She kicked in my bedroom door in only high-heals with a bottle of wine, announcing it was "cock-o-clock"
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
75% of the time I swipe right on Bumble for girls over 40 is because I think their 18 year old daughter is hot.
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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