Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
I just saw a guy give a mop to his fat wife and say "Look, an exercise stick!"
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
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