So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
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