i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
I figured girls wouldn't be down to sleep w/ a guy who plugged a pregnant chick
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
Randomize