so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
You do realize there's a subtle difference between not remembering your outfit from april 17th of last year vs forgetting that last night you undressed in the street and were grabbing every dick you could reach, right?
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
You threw a handful of caps into a pitcher of Heineken and asked everyone if they wanted to go "bobbing for molly"
He told me he was cooking me a special dinner tonight. His "five star meal" was popcorn in champagne glasses, and chic fil a sauce in jello shot containers to dip the popcorn in. He still tries to convince me he doesn't smoke weed anymore.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
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