She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
In her drunkenness, she packed a bag with tequila, two shot glasses, salt, a knife, and two pears. She was prepared but too high to distinguish pears from limes.
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
You WHAT?!?!
Paid. A. Homeless. Guy. To. Throw. A. Drink. In. Her. Face.
I fucking love you.
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