Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
Good news. Hiccups are gone. Bad news. I had to set the bathroom rug on fire to get rid of them. Don't come home until the fire truck leaves.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
there is glitter all over my balls
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