I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
textsfromlastnight.com keeps rejecting me
that alone proves you never get laid, nor have a life.. or have anything funny to contribute to the world.
you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
You refused to get in the cab so we rock paper scissored to decide who walked you home and the fat guy was it. So don't blame your poor hook-up choice on me; it was all you.
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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