Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
i was taking a dump when this random girl ran in, puked all over my lap, then passed out on the floor
did you bang her?
seriously?
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
My mom is currently out with her lesbian friends and I'm home alone drunk listening to the Les Miserables soundtrack. WHY DO I FEEL THE NEED TO COMPETE WITH HER?
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
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