i just overheard my mom tell my dad he should drink less so he could hit the right hole
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
I dont have enough money in my bank account to buy a pregnancy test. this wouldnt be the first time ive had to steal one either...
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
I'm at about main and main street
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
Throwing my sister a bisexual bachelorette party was the best idea ever. I made out with both strippers and the hot bartender promised to "gay marry" me if I take him as my date to the wedding.
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
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